February 2011
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When you're trying to listen to your favorite song...
do-the-creep-:
That moment when someone bumps into you and...
anniemal:
ayystillkyliandro:
That horrific moment when you're about to hit the...
That Awkward moment when the city is under attack...
“HONEYY” “What?” “Where is my super suit? “WHAT?” “WHERE. IS. MY. SUPER SUIT.”
“WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW?”
“IT’S FOR THE GREATER GOOD.”
“I AM THE GREATEST GOOD YOU ARE EVER GONNA GET.”
“THE PUBLIC IS IN DANGER!”
“MY EVENING IS IN DANGER!”
“YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SUIT IS, WOMAN.”
“Try to overcome your doubt. Believe you are beautiful. Look at yourself through...”
– Max Bemis (via vivax)
Before I die, I wanna have a party with fake...
s0ulf00d:
You know who I'd like to see host SNL? Ian...
mrgolightly:
“I’m a part of the problem, my problem is I’m peaceful, And I believe in the...”
– Lupe Fiasco (via cool-ass-shit)
You can not change the people around you, but you...
You must have been born on a highway because...
istayhungryinhawaii-:
Reasons why I don't text back.
I forget.
I’m too lazy.
The conversation wasn’t going anywhere.
I was asleep.
I didn’t know what to reply to, “Haha lol k.”
I was busy saving the world.
You’re boring as fuck.
