52137
02 Oct 14 at 4 am

(Source: queeracula, via jaymahribee)

A day with my period.

period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
period: Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny.
period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
period: Yell at a puppy.
period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
 1378
02 Oct 14 at 3 am

(Source: waltonlife, via johannaloha)

 204879
02 Oct 14 at 3 am

sunfl0werpetal:

lilb2k14:

this lion really got eyelashes

this lion is prettier than i am

(Source: wild-guy, via meaningful-madness)

sunfl0werpetal:

lilb2k14:

this lion really got eyelashes

this lion is prettier than i am
 115865
02 Oct 14 at 3 am

steadmanslick:

imagine someone robbing a fucking bank with this mask on

(Source: rune-midgarts, via teen-nugget)

steadmanslick:

imagine someone robbing a fucking bank with this mask on
 53090
02 Oct 14 at 3 am

intensional:

Steal His Look: Justin Bieber

Pleaser Indulge 3000 Red Boots - $79

Fake Abs T-Shirt - $15

Temporary Tattoos - $5

(via teen-nugget)

 154602
02 Oct 14 at 3 am

liquidglue:

on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

(via girls-n-nachos)

liquidglue:

on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

suctioning:

aciddd-angel:

suctioning:

when you unsuspectingly see your best friend at the store

image

why the fuck would this be my reaction

You must not have a best friend

(via lattelovingirl)

 31661
02 Oct 14 at 3 am

littlemusicalwitch:

anglophilium:

One ring to rule them all

*heavy nerd breathing*

Holy crap. Holy crap holy crap holy sugar-coated crap

(Source: nomellamesfriki, via fucknikora)

littlemusicalwitch:

anglophilium:

One ring to rule them all

*heavy nerd breathing*


Holy crap. Holy crap holy crap holy sugar-coated crap