I was supposed to shower at 6 but I had to pee so I sat on the toilet and started to reblog a bunch of bollucks and now all of a sudden it’s 9:17 and I have the red moon rising on my ass
I was supposed to shower at 6 but I had to pee so I sat on the toilet and started to reblog a bunch of bollucks and now all of a sudden it’s 9:17 and I have the red moon rising on my ass
Epic Cosplay of the Day: Mrs. Nesbit
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A 7 year old boy in Virginia was suspended from school after he pointed his pencil at a fellow student and said, “bang!” Even worse, he pointed at another student and said, “would not bang.”
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The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
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sometimes you just gotta take a step back and look at this site
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“You’re sired to me, Elena. Which means everything that you think you feel might not even be real.”
his face omggggg when he realizes it *sighhhhh